ok but literally how
but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE
When I was twenty, and very stupid, I was utterly in love with my economics professor. It is one of the most unsexy subjects, but the way this man talked about numbers was obscene. It helped that he was fucking gorgeous, too. There was a boy in econ who always sat next to me and found excuses to talk. He’d share his notes if I daydreamed during class—and I did a lot of daydreaming about that professor. This boy was persistent, so I made a deal with him. If he could ask the professor a question which he answered incorrectly, I’d agree to one date.The boy thought about it for a while, and then he asked, ‘Will she go out with me tonight?’, pointing at me. And the professor said, very decisively, ‘No.’ So the boy, thinking himself clever, asked me where I’d like to have dinner, and I said I’d tell him later. After class, I asked the professor why he’d answered ‘no’ with such certainty. Do you know what he said? He said, ‘Because you’re having dinner with me.’ And that was the night I started dating my econ Professor, and my now boyfriend of 5 years.
i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what
This is so important. And Alysia Harris and Zora Howard are so talented.
Love love love. Also it’s crazy seeing Alicia pop up on my tumblr dash when I see her at church every Sunday. Today she performed a poem she wrote just this morning about a sparrow at her window, and how its loud twittering reminded her of the way we must sing for Jesus on Easter. Our praise must be more melodious and loud than a whistle, for we rely on God’s hands to keep us fluttering even through the wind. She is one of the most gifted and kind women I have ever met. I wish I could relive the moment when I watch her perform a poem I’ve never heard before, the way I smile and snap at something that resonates, understanding her and yourself with new words.
The absence of women in history is man made.
just look at babe ruth’s face tho
i love it
So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.
No but WAT
WATCHING BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT THIS SEASON SOLELY FOR THEM.
Too talented to handle.
I like to surround myself with people with skills that could be useful. That’s something I always keep in mind with friends or boyfriends.
you ever just want to hold a character
cradle their head in your hands
speak in a soothingly quiet sort of voice
"irrelevant male rapper"
"ft nicki minaj"
- Anonymous asked:Ur fat so u dont deserve ur URL, i deserve it bcuz im better then u
first of all I highly recommend finding a source of self-esteem that doesn’t involve assigning value to yourself or others based purely on weight,...